Old Man Prof
My nephew Jack is up from Washington D.C., and I took him to the pool on Saturday. While sitting there watching my wife and nephew swim, this old lady starts up a conversation with me (old = late 60s early 70s). She tells me how she is there for her granddaughter’s birthday party, how she has 5 kids, 21 grand kids, and 7 great-grand children. I make all the appropriate responses, and then she asks, “Are you here with your grand-children?”. My mind was screaming “WTF?” but my mouth just hung open. I’m only 38…do I REALLY look so old that someone would believe I have grand-children? That nice old lady ruined my entire day!
July 8th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Yes…you look like you could have grand-children. I’m surprised you don’t honestly. I just figured your kids were grown up is why I never saw them when I was at your house. I soon figured out that your dogs were your kids.